Ingredients Note: These are all guesses, I mix in stuff until it tastes right. If you have a food processor, this is really simple. Dump all of the above in, pulse until the big chunks are chopped, then mix the hell out of it, until it’s fluffy. If you don’t have a food processor, your dip will be a little more chunky, but still delicious. Finely chop all of the solid ingredients; whisk together the juices, sour cream, yogurt and garlic, then fold in the solids. You can grate the cucumber on a box grater, but it’s messy and a real PITA if you use cukes with seeds. Serve with pita bread, either warm or at room temperature. We ate it with a side of cheese, fruit, tortilla chips and queso, and washed it down with a magical blue vodka drink I found at the grocery store.